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Saturday, July 18, 2009

first terrible experience...

Assalamualaikum...
Sape rase yg die njoy cuti tnpa perlu belajar, sila angkat kaki!!! eheheh... seriously, memang rase bosan thp kolestrol tinggi mlangit bile duk umah and do nothing... but, the truth is, i miss my friends very very very very very (quoting cgu khomah) very much!!!
erm, 13 july hari tu g MARA HQ and amik smua docs segala bagai... kepala pon dh pening smcam tngok berkajang-kajang paper yg kena diisi.... maka, plan pon dibuat dgan wani utk mluang n mmbuang masa di Sunway Pyramid... one might asks, "why Sunway?" and i'll reply proudly, "the ice skate, bebeh.." i was looking forward to ice skate a LONGGGGG time ago... rase sronok plak bile tngok actors and actresses kat dlm tv (especially korean dramas) skate ice... So, i went off to SP (bukan seremban parade ek)
Alas, it turns out to be a terrible experience... kalau nk difikirkan, dlm byk2 benda yg bru prtama kali dibuat, this is the worst.. and i have few words to describe it : lousy, clumsy and sappy...

why?? because i happened to fell not once or twice, but so many times:
1) Fell off when Wani was far in front of me, can't catch me like she did many times before... Jatuh camne?? Terduduk.. Hasilnya??? Seluar basah... (ces, x sampai 5 minit dh jatuh)

2) Fell of when Wani was completely on the other side of that ice skating rink.. Wani was circling the rink 3 times already, and i was just about to start my 2nd round. Jatuh camne? Style katak duduk... Hasilnya??? I nearly fracture my tleg bones... dan kena gelak ngan sorang budak India!!! Chao Phraya punye budak.. gelak x cover... time tu rase mata ni dh sakit duk jeling2 budak tu (ptanda konon tgh kuar aura naga), tapi budak tu mintak maap pon tidak... try bngun, tp x boleh gak disebabkan Encik Tibia dan Puan Fibula yang meraung sakit.... dan telingaku menangkap lagi gelak Budak Chao Phraya tu.. Ces.. Hampeh tul masyarakat Msia skrng ni... Kalo x nak tolong pon, jgn r gelak2... Kalo nak gelak, jgn lbih2.. Dan diriku yg hopeless and helpless ni pon mula berimaginasi....

Doraemon tiba-tiba muncul di ice skating rink entrance dengan menggunakan Pintu Suka Hati, dan NobiDi pun menjerit dengan girang... "Doraemon my saviour!!! Kasi aku jadi terer main ice skate, kasi Budak Chao Phraya ni terbisu dengan ketereranku...." Doraemon pun menjawab, "Okie dokie NobiDi..."

NobiDi akhirnya berjaya ber"ice skate" dengan jayanya... Menjatuhkan Budak Chao Phraya itu dengan jayanya... Lalu NobiDi pun gelak jahat... "Ahahahahaha!!!!"

Tapi imaginasi tinggal imaginasi, mimpi tinggal mimpi... Dan mimpi itu berkecai bila budak Chao Phraya itu melintas di depanku seraya membuat spin sebanyak dua kali, dan angkat kening tunjuk bagus... Maka walaupun hati ini menjerit, "Jerk!!", tetapi kepala ini tunduk ke bawah, menginsafi diri yang memang x reti nak skate, tapi berhajat nak menjatuhkan org... Astaghfirullah... x baik betul niat tadi...

3) Fell off when Wani was about to grab my hand!!! Camne jatuh??? Terduduk.. Hasilnya??? Cik Koksik yang pendiam mengeluarkan jeritan nyaring petanda sakit petala kelapan....

4) x sanggup nak kira dah...


Kesimpulannya... Kalo dulu org sebut psl ice skate, mesti gumbira segumbira gumbiranya.. Kalo skrng org sebut psl ice skate, maka akan terkenanglah Encik Tibia, Puan Fibula dan Cik Koksik yang teraniaya di Sunway Pyamid pada petang itu... Serta RM13 yang terbang tanpa mengucapkan bye bye... Lagi baik kalo kite baca buku... Kan? Kan? Kan?



Note : Encik Tibia, Puan Fibula dan Cik Koksik adalah ciptaan semata-mata. Mereka bukanlah karakter yang melambangkan objek hidup atau bukan hidup, tetapi hanyalah nama-nama tulang adanya..

Monday, July 6, 2009

bila cikgu khomah bagi message

Assalamualaikum

1745, 6 july 2009.. IB May 2009 exam results are out (unfortunately, its GMT time.. kalo ikut time msia, 0145, 7 july 2009...) cmne nk check kalo umah ku x der internet!!!!
sedang aku gumbira mlyan cerita boys b4 flowers n mnatap hero ksukaanku si Gu Jun Pyo (my mom says Jun Poyo.. eheh..) tibe2 msg cgu khomah masuk... (NOTE: cgu khomah is my chem teacher yg prnah mngajar from 1st to 3rd sem sblum bliau further studies utk masters).. she said i got ** points... i was like "huh? cgu slh send msg ke nih? jgn la nk buat aci gempak pulak... bleh sakit jntung nih..." so, i texted her n asked.. "teacher, is this for real?" when she said that it is, serious rase nk mlayang2 kat langit... eheheh... sbb, dgn result internal exam yg x bgitu mmbransngkan (35, 34, 34, 37 for 1st, 2nd, 3rd sem n trial), rs mmg x bleh nk prcya dgn result final yg mcm tu... even cikgu khomah pon ckp die trkejut... bcoz my result is beyond expectation... mmg TOK n EE byk mmbntu...

what else can i say??? ALHAMDULILLAH! ALHAMDULILLAH! ALHAMDULILLAH! once again, God opens my eyes with His infinite power (1st, time my laptop hilang dulu.. now, this)... tibe2, rase malu dgn diri sndiri yg dh lame culas solat sunat n tadarus smnjak cuti ni... tak mcm kat kolej, time nk exam, bgai nk rak baca quran, solat sunat, qiyam... memang btul la kata org, kita igt tuhan bila rasa susah je... bila dh senang (in my context, after abis IB yg susah thp x igt nih), lupa semua... teruk kan manusia ni?? (erm, maybe this applies for me and me only)...

dear friends, ssungguhnya jgn terlalu diminta nikmat dr tuhan, sebab dugaan memang dh terang2 purpose nye utk mnguji kita, tp nikmat pon sbnrnye dugaan jgk.. malah lg kuat sbb kite hnye fikir yg nikmat tu adlh reward yg dberi atas susah payah kite, but kita kena ingat, everything that God gives comes is package... Means kite kna perceive nikmat tu as dugaan jgk n bkn reward smata-mata.. kenapa? sbb x ramai mnusia yg igt bhwa kejayaan tu dtg dr Allah, bkn dr usaha kita.. usaha kita hanyalah asbab utk Allah beri kejayaan tu.. (wah, mesti Husna bngga gile dpt naqibah camni.. eheh.. ni smua hasil didikan ahli2 BADAR n cik Husna yg gila pangkat n kuasa tp x brjaya digulingkan... hehe...)

okay, back to topic... celebrate, celebrate gak, enjoy, enjoy gak, gumbira, gumbira gak, tp kna ader limit... sape nk set limit tu??? sndiri2 le... in a nutshell (cam esei TOK plak), sgala pujian yg dtrima ats kjayaan kita hndaklah dipulangkn kmbali kpd yg lbih berhak... who? u guys know better than me.. i'm not a good person either.. but mmandangkn skrng ni ader ksedaran sket, so i jot it down.. next time when i read this post... ZAPP!!! biar trsentap sket hati ni... anyway, love me @ hate me; i live.....

rightio, skrng tgk blik title this post.. psl cgu khomah.. so, i wud like to express my highest gratitude to the people below:

Cikgu Azizah - Guru Malay A1 ku.. Terima kasih cikgu atas segala tunjuk ajar yang cikgu beri di dalam dan luar kelas. Maaf juga atas esei panjang dengan tulisan-tulisan yang sukar dibaca seperti huruf Sanskrit, dan ayat-ayat yang panjang sehingga membuatkan Cikgu hampir putus nafas membacanya...
Mdm Rothnamala - we don't really know each other, but you were a big help during my English oral (on war and music)..
Cgu Rahimah - guru business yg sgt2 dedicated and commited... thanks for all your teachings and prayers.. and forgive me for my study style in your class.. (mndengar lecture smbil menutup mata dan menulis pada masa yg sama... menghasilkan karya agung brupa tulisan sperti cacing kerawit yg senget benget dan hanya boleh dibaca oleh tuan punya badan.. eheh..)
Cgu Khomah n Cgu Halimahtun - guru2 chemistry yg x kurang hebat komitmen dan dedikasinya.. buat cikgu khomah, maaf sebab selalu tidur dlm kelas secara terang dan nyata.. buat cgu Halimahtun, terima kasih atas tunjuk ajar yg x trkira nilainya (lbih2 lg psl electrochemical series... hehe..)
Puan Foziyah - i was quite cheeky in ur class, but seriously i like ur class very much!!! tahap petala kelapan.. hehehe... if anybody happen to ask me what subject i like most during IB, i will proudly say that it is your subject... Biology... Andrew Allot di hatiku... hehehe..
Puan Azian - Math subject was a nightmare to me sjak sem 1 smpai sem 4... ayik skor 3 n 4 je.. cume time trial ok skit.. but terima kasih banyak2 cikgu!! bcoz of u i got 5 for final.. tu dh rase bersyukur sgt2...
Puan Hindon - thanks for the awesome discussion we had together.. cracking our brains, saying quotes, et cetera... although i got even more confused.. like pak lan says, when one gets confuse with TOK, that's when the learning of truth takes place!!!
Madam Juriah - ants, sugar and cloves were my toys and game under with u to supervise me... sorry that sometimes i ran away from u.. sbb takut kena interrogate psl EE.. but thanks to you that i scored my EE... luv ya!!
Dr Noraini - credits to her for the final editing of my EE... thank you!!!

to all my friends... congrats!!!